CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTION SUNGLASSES
Built on the classic "OG" shape with new levels of style and performance. Featuring Goodr's Mirrored Reflective Lenses Carl's Anti-Resolution Sunglasses and made for regular heads, these shades are designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face under any circumstance*
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
*No one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING CARL'S ANTI-RESOLUTION SUNGLASSES
IT'S TUESDAY SOMEWHERE.
Everybody loves Taco Tuesday, but why is it just one day?
We demand tacos on ALL days, be they Mon or Sun, Thurs or Sat, Fri or Wednes. Introducing It's Tuesday Somewhere. When you get a craving for tacos, put on these guacamole green frames with tortilla gold lenses and know you're not bound by arbitrary time constructs. It's always Tuesday in another universe. So give in and gorge. NOW.
Lets check the flavour forecast:
If you eat a salad, there's a 10% chance of happiness. However, if you eat ice cream with sprinkles, hot fudge and chocolate syrup, there's a 1,000% chance of happiness. Introducing Sunnies with a Chance of Sprinkles. Put on these pink frames with light-blue lenses and make all your creams come true. (Also, if you add strawberries, that makes it healthy.)
Best for Trail Runs and Beasting the Sundae Bar
THE PASSION OF CRUST.
Pizza is a story of violence. You beat the dough, punch the air bubbles and stretch it flat and wide. Then you splatter cheese, sauce and toppings like a mess of bloody gore and bake it in the oven's hellfire. Does food have feelings? We hope not. But just in case, put on these black frames with burnt orange lenses to appreciate the ingredients' sacrifice.
Best for Running Down that Cheesy Dream Sequence Slice