Goodr Limited Edition: OG

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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

lens type

Blue Blocking Lenses

head size

For Regular Heads, need wider? try our BFG's
 
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

MADE FOR


GAMING

 

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.

INTRODUCING MODERN DAY SNAKE OIL


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?

INTRODUCING INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE


Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)

PC OR CONSOLE?

INTRODUCING BLUE SHADES OF DEATH


The greatest debate for gamers since the introduction of Atari. Well, maybe not that far back, but you get the gist. With our blue light blocking lenses, how you play doesn’t matter. These blue frames with clear lenses featuring Blue Mirage Technology will block that blue light in Collection. But, we still do want to know in the comments, PC, console, or original Ms. Pacman Arcade Game? 

IT'S A BIG DEAL

INTRODUCING IT'S NOT JUST A GAME


The worst thing you can say to a gamer is “Oh, what’s the big deal -- it’s just a game.” So here’s a friendly reminder that serious gamers require serious gear. Okay, we’re not all that serious about anything, but we think these cryo blue frames with clear lenses are pretty rad.

VIDEO GAMES ARE LIKE MARRIAGES

RAGE QUIT AND HIT IT


They open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging and we scream curse words and want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You can't really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? Anyway, these rose frames with clear lenses will make everything better. Video games are hard sometimes.

 
1 NO SLIP - We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE - Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).