Goodr Limited Edition: OGGoodr
BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.
For Regular Heads, need wider? try our BFG's
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.
INTRODUCING MODERN DAY SNAKE OIL
The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!
OH, YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING?
INTRODUCING INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE
Round tortoiseshell frames with clear lenses and blue-light block...INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE...(Oh, that's awkward...yeah, so just go ahead and insert the coins into your computer or your phone...any slot. You may need to shove pretty hard...oh, you don't have any quarters on you? Guess you won't be able to finish reading this paragraph.)
PC OR CONSOLE?
INTRODUCING BLUE SHADES OF DEATH
The greatest debate for gamers since the introduction of Atari. Well, maybe not that far back, but you get the gist. With our blue light blocking lenses, how you play doesn’t matter. These blue frames with clear lenses featuring Blue Mirage Technology will block that blue light in Collection. But, we still do want to know in the comments, PC, console, or original Ms. Pacman Arcade Game?
IT'S A BIG DEAL
INTRODUCING IT'S NOT JUST A GAME
The worst thing you can say to a gamer is “Oh, what’s the big deal -- it’s just a game.” So here’s a friendly reminder that serious gamers require serious gear. Okay, we’re not all that serious about anything, but we think these cryo blue frames with clear lenses are pretty rad.
VIDEO GAMES ARE LIKE MARRIAGES
RAGE QUIT AND HIT IT
They open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging and we scream curse words and want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You can't really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? Anyway, these rose frames with clear lenses will make everything better. Video games are hard sometimes.