GOODR'S NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs
A new shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.
NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR.
Yeah, we know you see those sick gull-wing doors on that DeLorean, but eyes up here, buddy. Look at the shades. With their naeon yellow frames and silver gradient lenses, they can help you navigate the present, past, or future. Just don't hook up with one of your past/future relatives b/c you might destroy the space-time continuum and it's super gross.
When questioning potential replicants, you want to keep a poker face, especially when you’re good at your job and can spot one in a crowd from several miles away. Slap these sunnies on and you’ll keep that poker face, no problem. But don’t wear them for an actual game of poker because everyone will absolutely be able to see your cards in the reflection.
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.
Congrats! You won a vacation! And by "vacation," we mean our clumsy goons will dig into your brain and implant false memories of — ohhhh no we're getting shut down for violating ethics laws. Whoops-a-daisy. Well, forget the vacation. Buy these shades! (And if you think you already bought them, you're wrong, that's a false memory.)